imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
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Theres a drug raid in the house next door and the policemen who aren’t doing the raid are sitting on a trampoline.
Welcome to Australia
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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
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there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
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Our Favorite Nation-tans reactions to Horror Movies
- America: UNGODLY SCREAMING
- Canada: SUPER WONDER TWINS UNGODLY SCREAMING DUO
- Britain: Are you fucking kidding me right now, that exorcism didn't make any bloody sense! "I can ham golf tree boat in Mexico?! Who the bloody fuck taught you Latin?! Let me tell you mate they deserve to have thier toungues cut out because that was not proper Latin.
- France: Ugh, all these horribly dressed people, no wonder they call this a horror movie
- China: I've seen worse when Vietnam has her "special" time.
- Russia: Belarus's is scarier
- Belarus: God, my nails are dirty *pulls out knife and cleans fingernails while not giving a flying fuck*
- Ukraine: *whimpering under the blanket behind the couch*
- Baltic Trio: They might have broken the sound barrier with their screaming
- Italy: So abjectly terrified that he stopped breathing
- Romano: MOAR UNGODLY SCREAMING
- Germany: *poker face* *inside his brain" Awwwwwwww shit he's so gonna d-AHHHIIIEEEE knew it, knew it"*
- Hungary: Aww How cute!
- Austria: What movie? I can't see any movie, I'm busy intently studying this, uh, ummm, my hand! That's right, I'm totally not quaking in fear right now. Nope.
- Prussia: *whispers* T-this is so not awesome
- Japan: *internal screaming*
- Liechstentien: *quiet external screaming*
- Switzerland: *furiously cleaning his gun*
- Finland: Heh, aww how adorable! What do you think, Sve? (A.n. I swear Finny, u r 1 hardcore motherfucker)
- Sweden: *so scared he's practically asphyxiating Hanatamago in his arms right now*
- Denmark: EVEN MOAR UNGODLY SCREAMING
- S. Korea: *have I mentioned the ungodly screaming yet?*
- Taiwan: This isn't cute at all. Why did I come here?
- Germania: .............................
- Grandpa Rome: WHY ARE ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE DYING?!?
- Poland: LLLLLIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT
